He wanted it to be one with everything.
Did you hear about the Zen Master who ordered a hot dog?
by Elsewhere 15 Replies latest jw friends
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greendawn
I don't get the joke how can he become one with everything by ordering a hot dog?
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averyniceguy
hot dog meaning what?
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nvrgnbk
He wanted it to be one with everything.
Good one Elsewhere!
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Elsewhere
I don't get the joke how can he become one with everything by ordering a hot dog?
He wanted a hot dog with everything on it.
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nvrgnbk
I don't get the joke how can he become one with everything by ordering a hot dog?
He wanted a hot dog with everything on it.Isn't having to explain a perfectly good joke the most annoying thing?
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hubert
What's a zen master?
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Madame Quixote
Very, very cute!
Wonder what a UU hotdog joke would be like?
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Brother Apostate
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Zen Masters don't need light bulbs because they carry their own light with them.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: A tree in a golden forest.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master merely stays out of the way.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. -
hubert
Q. How many jw's does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None....They just turn it on and off and on and off.....Same bulb, different light.
Hubert