by Elsewhere 15 Replies latest jw friends
A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cashbox and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
Guffaw!
A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cashbox and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
Hirarious!
is that the same zen master who didn't want the dentist to use novocaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
what does the zen master wish for your birthday? Many happy returns.
I wish to express my approval of this thread. And brother apostate wins so far for being funerier
