MARY SAID.....................................

by Warlock 48 Replies latest jw friends

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Mary said if I stay, she MIGHT let me kiss her hand the next time I go to Canada.

    What do you think?

    Is THAT worth sticking around here?

    Warlock

    P.S. I thank the rest of you for your kind words and p.m.'s.

  • minimus
    minimus

    no biggie to me

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Nice to know that for a change of heart, all that's required is a hand to hold. Boy, I think I'd like a hand to hold, myself. Any Aposta-Babes willing to hold my hand before I bail out and am "Gone. Like The Wind" ?

  • Brother Apostate
    Brother Apostate

    As long as it isn't a disembodied, blackened, hand, I say why not?

    BA

  • Uzzah
    Uzzah

    You get to kiss her hand?!?!?! You MUST be special. Mary tells most guys to kiss her a$$.

    <ducking behind the couch in fear of Mary's retaliation>

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence

    Sweet!!! If warlock goes I go.

  • Stealth453
    Stealth453

    HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Welcome back.

  • JH
    JH
    Mary tells most guys to kiss her a$$

  • SWALKER
    SWALKER

    Mary told me that you have to sign a contract...be sure you read the "fine print" first! I only got a quick glance but saw something about flowers, candy, dinner, slaying a dragon...couldn't make out everything. Then at the end..."if he fulfills all the above he can then kiss my hand." Don't let that sway your opinion at all, I may have it all wrong!

    We hope you stick around and sort out the details later...

    Swalker

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    COOL

    Welcome back.

    Oh, and you have a pm (in like 5 minutes)

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