MARY SAID.....................................

by Warlock 48 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mary
    Mary
    Warlock bragged: Mary said if I stay, she MIGHT let me kiss her hand the next time I go to Canada.

    You are SUCH a liar Warlock. I said you could hold my handbag next time we go out in Field Service together.

    delilah said: Funny...................not a word from dear Mary......perhaps she is off to the spa, readying up her hands for the kissing...... nothing like having your hands dipped in warm wax...makes 'em all soft and smooth-like.

    Well holy sheeeeet, look who's back!!! So how was the Missionary work in Zimbawee Dee? Don't worry, everyone on here knows you bin pioneering...I told em.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Sounds worthwhile to me.

    Anytime a woman offers to let you kiss her anything at all, it's generally a positive thing!

    Nvr

    BTW, the ladies in my native Colombia are caliente, but Canadian girls are hawter!

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    That's cool Warlock, stick around.

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    Hey Warlock, just hold them horses right there. Not so fast. First we've got to round us up a posse of 3 JWD "double-lifer" elders. Then you can confess your sin of even talkin' 'bout leavin' this here JWD cult. If they think you're worth it, they'll let you log on here right about the same time as we start the song & prayer. If you're really good, agree to sit in the back and lurk for at least 6 months and look real sad..........................WTF?????

    WELCOME BACK YOU NASTY OL' 'POSTATE!!!!!!!

    Glad Mary's womanly wiles worked their magic.

    Open Mind

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Mary has "wiles"?

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    Warlock, if you're not leaving my devil dogs said they would accept a kiss from you any time!

    r

  • Mary
    Mary
    Uzzah said: You get to kiss her hand?!?!?! You MUST be special. Mary tells most guys to kiss her a$$.

    That's cause they're always asking me for money.

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    I never asked for money Mary - I didn't know I was allowed.

    Besides - with the exchange rate, I might get short-changed.

    Jeff

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    That's cause they're always asking me for money.

    See, ladies, Warlock NEVER asks for money, and he always pays......................ALWAYS............................(one way or another).

    Warlock

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    So Warlock and Gregor almost leave...and Nvr says he is taking a "break"....

    What the deuce? I want closure, dammit!

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