You know you're a JW if.. (page 2)

Oooooooopppppppps!

LOL!!

Just the other day I told my hubbie he must be having bad luck and to my surprise he agreed with me! No lecture, no "counsel", nothing!

Maybe the demonz got him!

You weigh 300 lbs and criticize other people for smoking.

ROTFLMAO!!!

That's hilarious but they all do it!

you don't read anything but JW publications

the infamous one

If it is hot and muggy, and yet you still have that suit and tie on. Plus you are running around in service.

You are young, single, and without kids and drive a big 4 door sedan.

You see a row of doors at Home Depot and whip out your older issues....

lol-to WHitedove...

You see a row of doors at Home Depot and whip out your older issues....

FUNNIEST POST OF THE WEEK, VM! Warlock

We couldn't have turkey on Thanksgiving; because, other people might think we were celebrating Thanksgiving.

JWs are always more concerned, about what others think, than being good ~~Christians~~ human beings.

Philip

At Holloween, instead of candy, you give out tracts.

The morning after Holloween, you find yourself scraping egg off your house, car, mailbox.

You put a big homemade sign on your door that says, "We don't celebrate Holloween, so we don't give out candy."

Worry about how to protect the car from damage from "tricks."

Think the Irish claddah (spell?) is a pagan symbol that will invite the demons.

Shop at garage sales IF after looking around carefully, you don't see an Ouija board for sale.

You know you're a JW if..