You desperately look for a back entrance for every porn shop in town.
Warlock
You know you're a JW if..
by themonster123 35 Replies latest jw friends
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timmycat
If you're a single sister living on her own and spending Weekends nights alone because you can't associate with the world, not enough brothers anyway most of them are short and nerdy but have a smorgesborge of sisters that are desperate because they can only marry in the Lord. Phew...clicky groups of familys, wives hanging onto their hubbies whenever you approach in fear that you want to steal their bespeckled over weight religiously fearful of the friendly single sister. Or the bitchy sisters that display and over effectionate attitudes during the song, talk and pray, hanging onto hubby like he is the holy grail. God help me.
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mathilde
Oh my God Timmycat,
that is so true!
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megsmomma
You think people who believe in the trinity believe that God has three heads.
You can party on New Years Eve but can't say "happy new year" to anyone.
You think Jehovah is REALLY God's name...and don't know the real origin of that name.
You think of people as either Jehovah's witnesses or worldly.
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merfi
You know you're a JW if..
...you're always looking over your shoulder, literally, mentally, emotionally, spiritually....
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NewYork44M
After the anouncement is made at a wedding you are attending which says there will be "no clinking of the glasses," you turn to the person beside you and comment about how value the council is from the fds.