I could just see it now. A janitor tries to build a rocket, and uses window cleaner to propel it. The rocket simply sits on the launch pad, while all the window cleaner just sits there and pours out onto the ground. And they wonder what went wrong. They try more window cleaner, and the same thing happens. After a billion years, they give up. No one is able to put together a rocket that actually gets off the launch pad (or one that doesn't blow up on the launch pad), let alone one that can reach the stars in a reasonable amount of time.
THE NEW SYSTEM WILL BE OVER CROWDED ?
by vitty 22 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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JosephMalik
I could just see it now. A janitor tries to build a rocket, and uses window cleaner to propel it.
I know why WTWizard,
The window cleaner could not afford a good burbon like Rebel Yell to propel it. (I really think he drank the stuff himself and substituted whatever else was readily available.) But will the new system be over crowded? Yes! Why? Because there will be a final culling out of those unsuitable for what God has in store for our future. It is called the final test.
Joseph
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Marcel
i heard all that fantastic speculations too. but the only one that put me silent was: "jehovah will care, its wrong to imagine it now". maybe this... or everything is a hoax ;)
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Warlock
According to the WTS, we aren't going to be there to find out.
Warlock
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aquagirl
GOD!!!!you guys and your janitor thing,what a scream!!!!!sooo true tho...i was told that the oceans would be drained and the snow caps would melt...heeheeheehee...
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Honesty
Why do y'all think the NEW SYSTEM will be overcrowded?
Obviously, you aren't very well acquainted with Jehovah's Organization.
There is going to be so much rocking and stoning going on due to the court cases involving all those heathens who get a second chance and just will not conform to Jehover's way of thinking that the deaths will outnumber the resurrections.
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Sasha
Nah, once all those people are ressurrected....they will be judged, some won't believe, some won't like it and refuse to follow the plan, etc. Then they will be eliminated!!!!!
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ozziepost
vitty: a good point; probably not enough is spoken about the "doesn't make sense" aspect of this teaching.
Leolaia: an oldie but a goodie! http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/12/77577/1.ashx
sasha:
Nah, once all those people are ressurrected....they will be judged, some won't believe, some won't like it and refuse to follow the plan, etc. Then they will be eliminated!!!!!
Yep, it sure doesn't make sense, does it! Resurrect people to destroy them again! Huh!!
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jayhawk1
Leolaia, thanks to your research, now we know who gets to make all those beach balls in the New System.
Window cleaner powered rocket?