OMG,
That used to bug me SO MUCH!
I used to sit there thinking about how I could be better spending my time than being spoonfed constant false analogies and self application of every little thing.
'the wheels on the bus go round and round, and as we can see, the third lugnut on the front passenger wheel typifies the modern day 'lugnut class' of rank and file who have no say in where the bus is going, but are spun around mercilessly until they arrive nonetheless.
How joyful the lugnut class must be to have a part in the grand destination of the Bus!
Even tho each member of the lugnut class feels that it might pop off at any second, there are other lugnuts on each wheel so they feel they must toe the line to maintain unity within the wheel.
How fortunate we can feel to know that SOMEBODY is driving the bus SOMEWHERE even thos we cannot see the driver and know not where they are taking us!
but beware of the evil modern day antitype of the apostate Lugwrench class! They want to seperate the loyal lugnut class from their sacred and joyful duty of holding on for dear life as those wheels joyfully go 'round and round!'
These evil apostates are typified by the corn the feces of the high priest of the temple, they have passed through the holy of holies, but have derived nothing from it and have selfishly held back what 'nutrients' they posessed by not being digested and are now cast out with the vilest sort of rubbish...'
Blah blah blah!
Roller
