...divorces would be granted for leaving the seat up.
If women were on the Governing Body......
by mtsgrad 25 Replies latest jw friends
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Kaethra
...hogging the remote would be a disfellowshipping offence.
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ninja
and divorces should be issued willy nilly for using your man's gillette in leg shaving rituals
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Kaethra
"willy nilly"?!! don't think I've ever met anyone who actually uses that expression. har!
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daniel-p
I think we're all making a mistake here - we're assuming these women would be somewhat normal. However, in reality they would most-likely be just as fearsomely and blindly zealous as any of the other GB, even more so, since it would take quite a zealot to reach the ranks of a male-dominated organization (think Connie Rice). In fact, I could easily see more "bedroom policies" and stuff like that.
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Kaethra
I agree daniel-p. Judging by the jw women I know, there would be a reinstituting of the witch hunts for people who practice "unnatural" sex acts. Think SNL's Church Lady. *shudder*