How did you spend Sunday?

by Crumpet 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    I spent mine enjoying a traditional Sunday romp in the rural idyll that is England, communing with nature.

    This, for those who dont know, translates as getting lots of manure on my shoes, nodding politely at passing ramblers, edging away from the well endowed bull, walking for a couple of miles, limbo-dancing under electric fences, and then fighting for a table along with the countryside's finest and their dogs, tucking into a traditional sunday lunch and a pint, then walking it back off - wondering if I a) I just ate one of the bull's babies and b) if I did, can he smell it?!

  • DJK
    DJK

    I spent the last eleven hours working, in a biulding with no windows, and I have one more to go before I can get to my pint.

    DJK

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    well, I started it off by looking good:

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    Then had some Waffle House (american tradition) highjinks:

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    Then I used my head to hold a roof up:

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    Then we went and sat on a very tiny couch:

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    And then I handed out free wedgies:

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    And then it was 5am, so I got some sleep.

  • free2think
    free2think

    Looks like you had a lot of fun Crumpet, I can't walk through fields with animals in for that very reason, and I know they smell my fear, lol.

    I spent my sunday chilling this morning, going to my local coffee shop for a little caffiene fix, then I went to see some relatives. It was a really nice chilled out day.

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    I finally got off my ass and went to the gym instead of squandering Sunday mornings (as is my wont). Now I'm feeling manlier than normal. To celebrate this, I am listening to AC/DC.

    I might as well jam before I have to go to my indoctrination meeting...

  • misanthropic
    misanthropic

    Beautiful country side pictures! That's something you don't see around here much.

  • bernadette
    bernadette

    visited relatives too, a huge sunday meal and a long 2 hour walk taking in 2 families of swans with five signets between them. We were treated to an amazing scene of a male swan chasing a couple of Canadian geese off of his patch after which he gave one of his signets a ride on his back

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    DJK - you have truly earned that pint!

    Richie - I saw those on myspace - you naughty boy - you sure it was all consensual!!

    Free2think

    and I know they smell my fear, lol.

    I don't think cows are particularly dangerous - LOL! I find the countryside deliciously exhilarating and I just worried that the bull with the big balls could scent my excitement and might confuse me with one of his herd!

    SirNose - you deserve a bit of ACDC - good manly stuff!

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586
    SirNose - you deserve a bit of ACDC - good manly stuff!

    It's great music, no doubt. The nicest part is their lyrics have plenty of innuendo, but no language, so I can't be busted for that....

    Edit: Wow, you live next to some nice countryside. I live next to a canyon, which is cool...but very dry...

  • bluebell
    bluebell

    Well to be quite honest I was kinda hoping for sex but didn't get any. He has a bad back. And I just burnt it by putting on too much deep heat spray so he is in even more agony, with a wet towel on his back trying to cool it down.

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