Athiests you shall repent or else !!!!!!!!

by 5go 23 Replies latest jw friends

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  5go

  Athiests

  I find your lack of faith disturbing !

  You don't know the power of the Christianity

  You know that Jesus is our true one and savior.

  So come with me and turn to Christianity.

  Give yourself to the Christ. It is the only way you can save your friends.

  What you resist !

  It is pointless to resist.

  You don't know the power of the one true God.

  No, He is your father.

  You better repent !

  I hope so, Atheist, for your sake. The one true God is not as forgiving as I am.

  If you're not with me, then you're with my enemy Satan the Devil.

  

  http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Darth_Vader
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  5go

  Sounds almost authentic.
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  Madame Quixote

  I guess it's "or else" for me!
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  5go

  I guess it's "or else" for me!

  Count me in too !
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  PEC

  I'm with Satan!!!
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  Gregor

  Wow.That's much more persuasive than all the hundreds of words of Perry and Vinny. I'm ready to go back to my own vomit. Where's the nearest KH?
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  5go

  I hope you guys get that I am joking.

  Beside if i realy wanted to convert you to a religion I would get you into the IPU
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  LtCmd.Lore

  At least Vader could back up his claims with a good old 'force choke'.

  That would make converting atheists a lot easier wouldn't it?

  Skip the 50 page discussions about the nature of the universe:

  "I don't believe in god."

  "Oh yeah?" *points finger at him*

  "GACK"

  "How about now?"

  "I BELIEVE!"

  Lore
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  5go

  At least Vader could back up his claims with a good old 'force choke'.

  That would make converting atheists a lot easier wouldn't it?

  "I don't believe in god."

  "Oh yeah?" *points finger at him*

  "GACK"

  Don't forget the line as well....

  I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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  Scully

  Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.