Athiests you shall repent or else !!!!!!!!

by 5go 23 Replies latest jw friends

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  LtCmd.Lore
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  AlmostAtheist

  Zachary handed me a sheet of paper the other day. He had written the number "4" on it several times in various sizes. I looked at for a few seconds, then looked at him quizzically.

  He said, "May the four's be with you."

  The kid kills me!

  Dave of the Jedi class
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  dedpoet

  Wow.That's much more persuasive than all the hundreds of words of Perry and Vinny.

  Make that thousands of words.

  And it's "or else" for me as well
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  diamondblue1974

  You don't know the power of the Christianity

  Well by its previous performance its not upto much really; who has it saved so far and how do you know?

  Gary
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  Crumpet

  Thanks Scully - you get the award for bringing me today's first laugh. I hope its not the last laugh!

  The one true God is not as forgiving as I am.

  My sentiments exactly and hence I decided if I am better than god at this then should he not be down on his wrinkly knees paying me homage?
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  diamondblue1974

  should he not be down on his wrinkly knees paying me homage?

  And while hes down there!!! LOL

  Sorry...
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  undercover

  Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
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  Crumpet

  should he not be down on his wrinkly knees paying me homage?

  And while hes down there!!! LOL

  Sorry...

  Oh my god - that takes my blasphemy to a whole new level! So funny!
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  5go

• I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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• I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now—let's see how well you can handle it.