by reneeisorym 14 Replies latest jw friends
Here's mine. Does it sound familiar? lol
New kingdom song:
"We're the eye of Jehovah
We're the cream of His crop
Risin' up to the challenge of false teachings
And the last known apostate stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the devil"
take me down to the "paradise" city...where they kick you out and they show no pity...oh oh oh take me down
Here's a little song dubs wrote,
Just make sure you follow it note for note.
Don't worry,
Be dubbie.
In every life we have some trouble,
But join the dubbies, they'll make it double,
Don't worry,
Be dubbie.
Ain't got no place to lay your head,
"Seventy-five" came and took your bed.
Don't worry,
Be dubbie.
Abuse victims say you changed too late, (and too little, but too many syllables for this line )
They will have to litigate.
Don't worry,
Be dubbie.
Ain't got no cash ain't got no style,
This full-time service can't make me smile.
But don't worry,
Be dubbie.
Cuz' when you're dubbie your face will frown,
You're only hope is to leave those clowns.
So don't dubbie,
Be happy.
(Apologies to Joan Jett)
Tomorrow I'm getting dunked at the assemblee.
I figured that this cult was made for me
Cause now they're 6 million strong.
so the end can't be too long.
So now I'm at the hall,
almost every day, yeah, day. Singin'
"I love mind control
Put some more time in service baby,
I love mind control
So come join the cult and serve with me!"
open mind !!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha omg!!!! ROFLMAO that was priceless!!! thank you for making me laugh so much !
Mathilde
I'm gonna bring Jehovah back
YEAH
He's gonna tell me how to act
YEAH
Old Light behind our back
YEAH
Take it it to the Door!
Oooh
No no no
See I don't know why
I liked you so much
I gave ya all of my trust
I told you I loved you
Now its all down the drain
You put me through pain
I wanna let you know how I feel
F* what they said,
it dont mean s* now....
F* the bibles,
might as well throw them out.
F* all the Public Talks,
they didn't mean jack.
F* you you dubs
i don't want you back
the infamous one (feeling a little like eamon)
The Clash "Should I Stay Or Should I Go?"
(The Doubter's Song)Jehovah you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you prove that endless life is mine
I'll be here until the end of time
So you got to let know
Should I stay or should I go?
Always "Must God please"
Youre happy when I'm on my knees
One day is fine, preaching with no slack
Next day the doubt is back
Well come on and let me know
Should I stay or should I go?Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay the work is double
So come on and let me knowThis indecisions bugging me
If you dont want me, set me free
I will live my debauchary
I dont know which life fits me?
Come on and let me know
Should I cool it or should I blow?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay the work is double
So you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
Why don't we preach it in the road
Why don't we preach it in the road
Why don't we preach it in the road
No one will be listening to us so
Why don't we preach it in the road
(with apologies to John Lennon)
Apologies to Madonna
I finally got baptised
At the assembly
I'm just a lowly publisher
Don't know what's in for me
I was dunked in a bath
By a man who was happy to see
My white swimsuit
Yeah my white swimsuit
He winked at me
Like a pioneer
Preaching for the very first time
Like a pioneer
When your door is in my sight
You're gonna see me there
Try and make you a return visit
Or better yet a study
I'm so fine and moral
I've put in my 90 hours
So at armaegeddon
Yeah at armaegeddon
I hope I don't die!
Like a pioneer (hey)
Preaching for the very first time
Like a pioneer
My car payments weren't made on time
Wo-oh-wo-oh-woh
Wo-oh-wo-oh-woh
Wo-oh-wo-oh-woh (aaahhh)
Wo-oh-wo-oh-woh
It's a fact
I'm on prozac
So I can keep my kingdom smile
Cause I just can't see
Yeah I just can't see
Where my life went
Like a pioneer (hey)
Preaching for the very first time
Like a pioneer
Got my bible in my hand
Like a pioneer
Oooh ooooh
Like a pioneer
Feel so dead inside
With my watchtower
And awake
And the elders
Oh oh ohoh oh
Oh oh oh oh woh ho ho
Ooo baby yeah
Can't you hear me knocking
For the very last time
