The Hyena - Testament to a Grand Creator! No, wait....

by PopeOfEruke 17 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Obviously an in-joke put in by the intelligent designer. After all, it must get kinda boring individually creating 9,000,000,000+ species (only to have most of them go extinct) .... gotta have an outlet for the tedium somewhere. At least the hyenas get to laugh about it.

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    To the woman he said: "I shall greatly increase the pain of your pregnancy; in birth pangs you will bring forth children" (Gen 3:16)

    And YOU always thought it applied to humans!

    Dave

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    I always loved this hyena joke:

    One day, a hyena came up to a monkey and said, "You see down that path? Whenever I go home down that way, a lion always jumps out and beats me up

    The monkey replied, "Would you like me to come with you this time so if the lion comes out, I'll help you fight him..."

    The hyena said yes and they set off down the path. Then the lion jamp out and started fighting the hyena. The monkey ran up a tree until the fight was finished. Then he came down.

    "I thought you were supposed to help me!!??!!" the hyena cried.

    "Well," the monkey replied. "You were laughing so much, I thought you were winning!"[

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  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    Oh, this has been a favourate of mine for ages.

    Problem is, when you do use it on a Dubbie, they don't tend to have the mental courage to pursue the obvious implications, or the education to actually see the implications.

    I'm still waiting for my brother (a JW) to get back to me on it.

  • Clam
    Clam

    This thread reminded me of a video I recently saw. The video shows just how bloody tough hyenas are, but be warned it's not for those with a sensitive disposition.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHDeNjwntKM&mode=related&search=

  • minimus
    minimus

    So hyenas are laughing because

    of their unusual sexual parts??

    Pope, you always educate us in just the right way....Minimus who is laughing like a hyena.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Makes me want to get down on my knees and pray.

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