Welcome, Dave! That's definitely a sad story! Glad you are here and can laugh a bit:
"blow smoke in the elders' face while puking Absolut on his shoes."
I'm sure that does happen from time to time . . .nice to meet you!
by davegod 25 Replies latest jw friends
Welcome, Dave! That's definitely a sad story! Glad you are here and can laugh a bit:
"blow smoke in the elders' face while puking Absolut on his shoes."
I'm sure that does happen from time to time . . .nice to meet you!
Welcome to the forum davegod.
Glad to have you here.
Stealth
davegod
Welcome to the JWD board (havent heard the term BBS in eons!) from a current active JW (but searching for a way out). Mother also JW, making leaving now not so much an option.
kittenwhiskers said:
forewarned-this is one ADDICTIVE site
KW is right about that....but you will get along fine with us..lots of support here, no matter where you are on the journey. .I think you have ninja's style of humor....and dawgs abrasive, but refreshingly upfront, attitude.
from a former elder, former pioneer....former lots of things...
SnakesInTheTower (of the "sick of the BS" Sheep Class)
I'm a full blown anti-christ, I neither believe in Jehovah or Jesus.
Welcome aboard,
Do you now believe in dave god?
Welcome!
It seems like you have been all over the place. I'm sure you'll find the variety of people and topics of discussion on this board helpful. Hope you choose to stay.
-Drew
Welcome, davegod!
~Sue
Welcome Davegod!!!
r.
Welcome Dave!!
Light a cigarette and go blow it in an elders face, while puking Absolut on his shoes.
ROFL! What a fantastic idea. I might make it a reefer (it's legal to grow-your-own in my state, I might take it up just for that purpose).
I hope to contribute something here
You just made me belly laugh mate, thanks!
Welcome Dave, exciting first post, I look forward to reading more.
Welcome to the board Dave. Glad to meet you. One of the most confusing aspects to the borg is the DFing policy. You get shunned by everyone you once knew, but if you where a bad, bad, worldy person they would spend inordinate amounts of time trying to convert you!!! Strange
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