I hope everyone is happy now. The evil Paris Hilton is behind bars and society is safe. For those of you who believe as I do that this is an unspeakable injustice, I ask that you join me in a hunger strike until Paris is freed. Come on everyone, join in.
No justice, no peace! FREE PARIS!!! No justice, no peace! FREE PARIS!! No justice, no pea...Huh? Whaa? Chocolate chip cookies!! I'd love some chocolate chip cookies!!! Gotta go!