I can go back in time, can't I???
You have 24 hrs to live...
by Crumpet 37 Replies latest jw friends
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stevenyc
Crumpet : stevenyc - you could enliven it further by sending me those dallas pics!!!!
Okay Okay, I'll get to it!!
steve
PS did you get to try a Texan BBQ? -
Paralipomenon
I would spend 23 of the hours talking with my wife and giving the best advice possible I could to my sons.
At the 23rd hour, I would strip naked, take a can of red spraypaint, some KY, a large dildo and a pair of hand cuffs and warp myself into the Governing Body's meeting room.
After defiling the room with satanic symbols, I would painfully insert the large dildo up my rectum, handcuff myself to the board room table and call the police, hospital and every news station I could think of.
At 23:59, I would position myself with my ass pointing to the ceiling and try not to die with a huge smile on my face. -
Blueblades
I would fly at warp speed back to the beginning of how life first came to be, and follow the history of it all from beginning to present, like a flashback and flashfoward. Having this knowledge of where we came from, evolution or direct creation or a mix of both would bring peace to an unsure mind. Death would not be feared because of the unknown. Eternal sleep or a new and better life would bring closure and rest. The money would be used for good throughout history.
Blueblades
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Open mind
Top of the list: Take a dump
Where?
Well, seeing how today's Wednesday, I'd have myself warp speeded into the GBs board room, and leave my deposit right in the middle of the table.
Now that I've got that out of the way, 23.75 hrs left................
Open Mind
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Crumpet
Crumpet : stevenyc - you could enliven it further by sending me those dallas pics!!!!
Okay Okay, I'll get to it!!
steve
PS did you get to try a Texan BBQ?i could think of something totally dirty in reply to that...but the short answer is no I didn't but I am coming back in December - though its hardly BBQ season. Hope you get to trek over again!
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DJK
I would go to a lawyer and make out a will leaving all the money to my wife. Then I would buy a case of beer and sit on the deck drinking while I relive my life in my mind, right up to the end.
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Xena
though its hardly BBQ season.
It is ALWAYS BBQ season in Texas!
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ninja
xena...you can't go back in time...it will just feel like it when you get to scotland...and just when you start to get used to it...they stick you in a wicker man
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Xena
they stick you in a wicker man
naw they save that for the virgins....and no one would ever mistake me for one of those.