no virgins left anymore...so as a last resort they're taking americans....so no buts about it...its a wicker man for you young lady...like it or not....now stick this straw up your jumper.....it will help the fire start quicker
You have 24 hrs to live...
by Crumpet 37 Replies latest jw friends
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Xena
I'm not an american either, I'm a TEXAN. Everyone knows not to mess with us, even Scots.
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lonelysheep
I would fly off and visit a friend.
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free2think
I would spend it with my loved ones.
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Crumpet
I would fly around the world like santa claus distributing money to all the poor in droves thus destabilising the global economy and then I'd gain entry to the boudoir of Angelina Jolie and spend the rest of my 24 hrs with her...eating ice cream.
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Irish Rose
I would make sure that my children and spouse, would be well taken care of, after I'm gone. And then I would spend the rest of my time with my family.
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eclipse
I would fly 'round the world, spend an hour in each country,
take my money and give it to poor families so that they can live comfortably for the rest of their life.
Give the rest of the money to members of my family, loved ones and friends.
Spend the the rest of my time with my friends and family.
Get a space suit, and fly to the moon (unlimited speed, right?)
and take a running leap, and jump off the surface and as the last minutes are counting down of my life...
see space, stars, planets and the sun for what they are....just let my mind go still...be in the moment
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Brain Dead
I would fly around the world preaching the good news to all nations that I'm in love with Crumpet and then I would aim my plane directly
at the Brooklyn Headquarters of the WTS. and destroy that wicked kingdom, I would sacrifice my very life for all humanity and then go upstairs to
to live with my father in heaven Je ....whats his name
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Guest with Questions
I would get my whole family together, brothers, kids, their friends, daughters' boyfriend and parents, sponsered child and her family, okay husband too, all my relatives in the Netherlands who could make it and maybe good friends, give them all a ticket to a tropical paradise, Hawaii, Bali, Greece? Rent out a whole bunch of cottages right on the water. Eat wonderful food, dance, sing, laugh with abandon. Have a professional videotaping it all for future grandkids. Make sure that my kids are financial secure, so I’ll have take our financial adviser along. Buy wedding gifts, at whatever destination we decided on, for kids for when they do marry. Pick out wedding dress with my daughter,who could possible get married in next few years, and hire some great entertainment, Pink Floyd, Michael Buble, Temptations - bring them together so I could dance with my daughter "My Girl" This is getting morbid. I was pretty sick over the weekend and I was thinking these kind of thoughts..what if? Looks like I will be okay but I was scared for a couple of days.
Speaking of icecream, it was the only thing I was craving when I got out of the hospital. Please get me some Breyers double churned, I really don't care what flavour. If I was single though I could think of better things to do than hang out with Angelina unless Brad was there too. But then it would take away from family time.
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bluesbreaker59
I would buy a few armored H3's, and some explosives, and go drive around to all the KH's in the area and start blowing them up. No people inside, I like most of them still. Just make sure that their services are interuppted for a while. Then I'd go force my dad to talk to me, for 15 hours or so, finally come home and make love to my girlfriend, and play my guitar as loud as I could with any time I have left.
That or just arrange a giant orgy... LOL!!!