How sad... Jehovah has no friends....

Scully

Really.... I looked him up on Facebook:

http://oxford.facebook.com/friends.php?id=36801869

Pity. The way JWs talk, you'd think he'd have at least 6 million or so.

Leolaia

Too bad Abraham is dead. He used to be "Jehovah's friend".

misanthropic

Apparently a lot of people outgrow their imaginary friends.

unbaptized

I'm not the perfect friend or most loyal, but I am Jehovah's friend!!!!!!!

Plus to my understanding his son Jesus is his greatest friend!!!!!!!!!!

Scully

I'm not the perfect friend or most loyal, but I am Jehovah's friend!!!!!!!

You're mistaken. You don't get to call yourself "Jehovah's friend" - it's Jehovah who decides who his friends are. You can certainly work your hiney off hoping that god will accept you as one of his friends, but there's no guarantee. That's according to WTS teaching. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Plus to my understanding his son Jesus is his greatest friend!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone needs a friend they can have killed and make it look like a good thing.

sass_my_frass

Everyone needs a friend they can have killed and make it look like a good thing.

ROFL. Ah, you slay me.

Finally-Free

I'm not the perfect friend or most loyal, but I am Jehovah's friend!!!!!!!

Sorry, you're out of luck. Jehovah doesn't like people on this board. If you don't believe me just ask any elder.

W

nvrgnbk

I'm sad.

Jehovah never returns my calls.

Finally-Free

I don't have friends either and it's a good thing. I don't have to share my whisky, so it's all for me! Since I'm not sharing it I can drink straight from the bottle! Fewer dishes to wash!

W *hic*

Scully

Jehovah never returns my calls.

Don't feel bad, nvr, that's what his mother says too.

"You never write, you never call... All day long I'm cookingk and cleaningk the house and for what? Oy vey... I'll chust sit here all alone and have the gefilte fish I made for you."

How sad... Jehovah has no friends....

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