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How sad... Jehovah has no friends....
by Scully 24 Replies latest jw friends
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Finally-Free
I just poked him. I'll let you know if I get a response.
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Scully
Finally-Free
If you add the Super Poke application, you can also bitch slap, shank, jab, bite, drop kick, throw sheep at (among other things) Jehovah too.
Although knowing how Jehovah thinks, he's only allowing people to worship him.
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MsMcDucket
Apparently a lot of people outgrow their imaginary friends.
OMG! How appropo!
http://www.thetoymanonline.com/weblib/graphics/thetoymanonline/products/deedledudes.jpg
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Finally-Free
If you add the Super Poke application, you can also bitch slap, shank, jab, bite, drop kick, throw sheep at (among other things) Jehovah too.
I heard he likes sheep.
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nvrgnbk
Jehovah never returns my calls.
Don't feel bad, nvr, that's what his mother says too.
"You never write, you never call... All day long I'm cookingk and cleaningk the house and for what? Oy vey... I'll chust sit here all alone and have the gefilte fish I made for you."
omfg! That has me in tears Scully!
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Gopher
Scully -- did you say to drop-kick Jehovah????
I believe it's the other way around. Jesus drop-kicks his followers!
"DROP KICK ME JESUS THROUGH THE GOALPOSTS OF LIFE"
Sung by Bobby Bare
Words and music by Paul Craft
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life. -
WTWizard
Maybe if He would have done things to make my life more worthwhile instead of keeping all the ladies unreceptive to me all the time so I wouldn't do fornication, then He would have had a better shot at having friends. However, He blew that on me. Therefore, I hope I can dash all His hopes of ever keeping any friends.
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Crumpet
Scully and Finally-Free : You mean you are members of facebook but haven't invited me to be a friend! Whats up with that?
(*skulks of sulking)
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Scully
Crumpet
I've been thinking of making a separate facebook account for all my JWD buddies.... unfortunately my original account includes some JW relatives who need to remain unaware of my apostate leanings....
