You could get disfellowshipped if you come out of a convenience store with.

by JH 17 Replies latest jw friends

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  JH

  You could get disfellowshipped if you come out of a convenience store with nothing in your hands !!!

  I just thought about that.

  I just went to buy a lottery ticket at the convenience store, and put it in my back pocket right away, incase some JW would see me come out of the convenience store with that in my hands....but then i was thinking, probably if an elder saw me come out of a convenience store with nothing in my hands, no bag, nothing, they would probably figure out that I bought something that I stashed in my pocket, like a lottery ticket...

  So, it's very dangerous to exit a convenience store with nothing in your hands !!!
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  undercover

  What if you went in just to pay for the gas you put in your car?

  Stick the gas receipt in one pocket and the lottery ticket in the other and if you get busted coming out, you can show the gas receipt.

  Or, better yet, if someone questions why you're coming out of the c-store emtpy-handed, tell 'em to go f*** themselves.
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  Warlock

  JH,

  That is SOOOOO funny.

  When I buy mine, I don't buy them where I live. I buy them in another city. Even so, I still palm the ticket until I get in my car................just in case. LOL.

  Warlock
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  minimus

  ......with a box of condoms.
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  fullofdoubtnow

  I could imagine some of the elders where I attended being suspicious of someone coming out of a store seemingly empty-handed.

  They were all so trusting of the bro's and sis's......not
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  JH

  that too minimus, but they dont have that in our convenience stores..
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  ButtLight

  It would be worse to come out of the store with ME!
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  sir82

  ...a bag of money in one hand, a pistol in the other, and a ski mask on your head!
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  Mum

  A pack of cigarettes, a fifth of Jack Daniels, a Metallica CD, a deck of cards and some rolling papers.

  Suddenly feeling self-indulgent,

  SandraC
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  Gregor

  I once saw an elders wife and child waiting in the parking lot of a c-store, so I knew he was inside and was prepared to say hello. I walked in and there he was was flipping through a really nasty girlie mag. I could have walked right up to him and looked over his shoulder and said "What in the world are you doing, brother!?" Instead I circled around so he could see me. He ditched the mag and I acted as though I hadn't noticed anything. We chatted and I let it slide.