OOPS! Forgot the cig lighter!
You could get disfellowshipped if you come out of a convenience store with.
by JH 17 Replies latest jw friends
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5go
I could imagine some of the elders where I attended being suspicious of someone coming out of a store seemingly empty-handed.
Why all the time when I buy gas.
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WTWizard
What about the latest holiday merchandise? Get some lighter fluid about this time of year, and they think you are going to celebrate the patriotic holidays. Around Thanksgiving, get some eggnog or some Christmas candy--getting any Christmas decorations will work even better. And those Easter decorations, Halloween masks, Valentine's Day candies and flowers, and St Patrick's Day items will do the job nicely.
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Jim_TX
...with a nudie magazine.
(Oh wait! What's that in HIS hand? Not the Watchtower... but a magazine just like the one that _I_ bought!)
Regards,
Jim TX
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Crumpet
A blow up sheep!
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SnakesInTheTower
Buttlight:
It would be worse to come out of the store with ME!
It would be so worth it.... SnakesInTheTower (of the devious Sheep Class)
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mkr32208
Oooor fire up that big blunt you just bought and blow a cloud of smoke in their face!
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Wordly Andre
How many other religion do members worry about little stuff like this? what a cult, well I guess if a mormon was seen coming out of a store with a coke or coffee in his hand that would be pretty bad huhh?