Bad biblical names for a child

by erandir 56 Replies latest jw friends

  • Wordly Andre
    Wordly Andre

    Shazzbat or Shazbot may not be biblical but certainly has the right ring to it. A sort of nouveau biblical I suppose. That's the Shizzle Bizzle

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    we had a sister named mary, and named her first daughter lauren, second kid was austin, third kid was michael. she called them her lams, yes, lams, l-lauren a-austin m-michaels. some people thought it was so cute, made me want to vomit.

  • free2think
    free2think
    we had a sister named mary, and named her first daughter lauren, second kid was austin, third kid was michael. she called them her lams, yes, lams, l-lauren a-austin m-michaels. some people thought it was so cute, made me want to vomit.

    LMAO. I bet her children loved that.

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    they were just as weird as her.

  • free2think
    free2think
    they were just as weird as her.

    LOL, that figures.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Shazbot: Mork from Ork.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Lams. That's precious, not weird. Isn't it kind of normal for mothers to have embarrassing love names for their babies (no matter how old)? Come on! Let us moms have our fun!

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    "They were just as weird as her." That's just as weird as SHE not HER, weirdo

  • minimus
    minimus

    Judas, Ram, Salmon, Beno, Gedaliah, Nun, Gezer, Uzzi, and SHITrai.

  • metaspy
    metaspy

    Mary said the one I was going to suggest:
    witch of endor

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