Did Anybody Here Ever Want To Go To Heaven?

by minimus 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • JH
    JH

    I don't want to go to heaven.

    I want SEX

  • JH
    JH
    Nah, Im going to linger around here on earth......and haunt a few people!

    I'm your friend so don't scare me to death !!!

  • TheKings
    TheKings

    it's weird how the WTS on one hand propagated that heaven would be quite dull to make the great crowd more accepting of their fate, but then said how honored and privileged the 144,000 were to be going there.

  • BFD
    BFD

    I was in heaven this past weekend. But now it's Monday and I'm back in hell the office.

    BFD

  • golf2
    golf2

    It's on my list of sight-seeing tours.

    Golf

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Oh yeah! I hated my life down here on earth. When I was a teen, I actually thought it was possible that I was annointed. I wanted to be able to fly around space and see everything personally: stars and planets. Now that I doubt heaven and hell for that matter, I want to become a ghost and scare the people I don't likeand go places that I can't go to now. Can ghosts have sex? I would find a way

  • lonelysheep
    lonelysheep

    No. Having been brought up attending churches my entire life, I was still never sure what heaven had to offer, or that it really existed.

    Honestly, I always thought I'd end up in hell anyway! I knew I'd never stop "sinning".

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    Nope, never appealed to me either...plus I didn't think I would or could ever deserve heaven....I am way too sinful and imperfect...heaven is right here on earth, or hell, depending on your perspective. mine: it's heaven.

  • Blueblades
    Blueblades

    Physical life vs. a Spirit life? The only life I have experienced is the physical one and I have no desire to give it up at the present. If I could live without all the aches and pains and growing old and sickly, I would stay put.

    Now, if I could get a taste of what heavenly life would be like, then I might change my mind.

    Blueblades

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    I have never seen anyone who wanted to go there, they all go to doctors and try to stay alive as long as they can. I don't think anyone really believes they will end up there, otherwise why would they try to stay here on earth as long as they can?

    Ken P.

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