Imagine an elder stepping up to the microphone and.....

by JH 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    It could be done easily after a long boring part. Do it while the other elders/ministerial servants are asleep. ;-) Of course, everyone would be asleep also, so it would be a moot point.

  • dedpoet
    dedpoet
    it was Little Toe!!! Didn't he tape it??

    He did, here is a link to the thread he posted about it

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/20680/1.ashx

  • Wordly Andre
    Wordly Andre

    Hell... I thought this was going to be a "fart joke" thread. Oh my god get out of my head!!!

  • juni
    juni

    If I knew positively that was going to happen in my former congregation, I would definitely be there. I wouldn't miss it for all the tea in China.

    BUT I wouldn't be there in a dress and heels. Huh uh. No way. I'd wear a nice pant suit and be ready to say, "You go brother.....so and so." LOL

    Juni

  • dawg
    dawg

    Remember when there was a 15 minute break on Sundays? Well,an elder got up and siad, "lets all stand now and have relations for the next 15 minutes". Of course eveyone laughed, and my uncle who was visiting at the time said "i'm alays gong to come to this hall from ghere on out".

  • Bryan
    Bryan

    Or the elder might say.....

    "Brothers and Sisters, my wife has given me crabs, and I'd like her to explain to us all just how she did this."

    Bryan

  • sf
    sf
    do you think it could

    SHOULD.

    sKally

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