Isn't Jehovah a wonderful God? (page 10)

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Question, does Jah ONLY do bad things?

Golf

Sad emo

It may seem that He does bad things in human terms but ultimately they are for your good!

BFD

I don't know how I could've been so blind not to see what a loving God Jehovah is. Thank you Brother Nvr.

I am going to bring all of my porn to the nearest Kingdom Hall and turn it over to the elders so they will realize how repentant I am.

Since the end is so close is there new light that provides a fast track to re-instatement? I would hate to be caught sitting in the back of the Kingdom Hall being ignored by all the loving brothers and sisters when the end comes. What will happen to those of us in the back row if the end comes before an official re-instatement?

Thanks again for reminding me what a loving God our Jehovah really is. How could I have stumbled? If you keep this up there might be a lot of hungry birds after Armegeddon, but I'm sure Jehovah will provide.

BFD

GetBusyLiving

He was very angry and obsessed with my genitals. I still resent him for making me read Leviticus.

GBL

erandir

I don't wanna die...I'll be good...I'll come back to the meetings. I can play along. I'll randomly underline my watchtower and pretend to follow along in my bible. I'll raise my hand when the conductor isn't looking so it looks like I'm trying to participate. I'll go to the doors by myself and pretend to knock, and if anyone comes to the door, I'll simply ask if they need something to read and stick a magazine in their hands. Then I'll make 2 hours of service into 3 on my report by counting all our breaks and counting driving to and from the hall and always rounding up by half hour increments. I'll be a good little dubby. I will. I will...*sniff*

eclipse

I'm sure that I will provide some of the bird fird that Jehovah prophesied about on His day of vengence.

poppers

"Even all the worldly people know something big is about to happen. If only they knew, they're all gonna be dead soon. Oh well, it's not like we didn't warn them. It's not our fault they never understood or cared about our message."

I have been praying to god seeking answers to my problems and then you came "knocking" on my door. Surely he has answered my prayers. What do you advise nvr, what's my next step? I want to please Jehovah and no longer dwell in this world of sin that surrounds me.

keyser soze

Would I get to help him in his destruction if I went back? Would I get to kill somebody?

Gregor

I don't wanna die...I'll be good...I'll come back to the meetings. I can play along. I'll randomly underline my watchtower and pretend to follow along in my bible. I'll raise my hand when the conductor isn't looking so it looks like I'm trying to participate. I'll go to the doors by myself and pretend to knock, and if anyone comes to the door, I'll simply ask if they need something to read and stick a magazine in their hands. Then I'll make 2 hours of service into 3 on my report by counting all our breaks and counting driving to and from the hall and always rounding up by half hour increments. I'll be a good little dubby. I will. I will...*sniff* Erandir, I like the cut of your jib, lad. Give 'em a good jerkin' off. If I had it to do over again, I'd like to work from the inside for awhile.

bigdreaux

i need help. i don't think bro. nvr is right. independant thinking is creeping in. what should i do? WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

Isn't Jehovah a wonderful God?

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