Isn't Jehovah a wonderful God?

by nvrgnbk 118 Replies latest jw friends

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Are you suffering from avaevaporation WAC?

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence

    Seems like Jehovah has revoked my avatar priviliges. Sucks to be me.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    That's what you get for messing with the Sovereign of the universe!

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence

    God damn it! Jehovah reinstated my avatar priviliges. There is a GOD!!!! Hell yeah!!! Jahoevah is a wonderful God. Bow down to his royal heiny nvr.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    I am in a constant state of postration!

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    You should see your doctor about that, nvr, sounds like a chronic condition

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    Their way of looking at God is very infantile and shows how unsophisticated and basic their theology is. It will take a lot more for God to judge people in the final way that the JWs indicate will happen at armageddon. That's a final judgement passed even upon innocent children, surely there is something very wrong with the way they perceive God.

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo
    I hope Jehobee leaves my collection of inflatable women alone.

    Brother Nvr, do you think we need to call a JC in order for Brother WAC to explain to us exactly what he does with this collection of inflatable women? We can't tolerate any evidence of immorality within the congregation.

    Brother WAC, I suspect that your collection, unless very well protected will be burnt up in the storm of fire and brimstone which will be used to cleanse the earth.

    (Greendawn - For the record, I agree entirely with you!)

  • golf2
  • golf2

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