I won't write stuff here, Nvr! LOL I think I'd get along with some people who've posted here, though. I'm careful about who I speak honestly around. It's really only those who love true, objective observations, as I call 'em.
Myself, not excluded. *Please do not read if your blood pressure elevates easily.
Race - I'll call myself Casper because I'm so pale. Or, Gloworm for the same reason. I'm so light, I glow. Not a 'nice' thing to say because I'm "high yella" and it's so not PC, just like that term wasn't. Oh, and another one, I call myself a 'halfies'. This British girl who was on Road Rules years ago got me started on it (she's biracial, too). I'll say something like, "Ha, I was born before jungle fever was cool!"
Height - I refer to myself as a midget (or lengthy-legged deficient when I gotta be PC) because I'm 5'3".
Weight - On bad days, my name is no longer Lonelysheep, it's Fat Bastard.
Terrorists - refraining due to posing GL #2.
Religion/Dieties - I've always got something to say. No god or religion, nor cult is left out. I have people cracking up, though.
Marriage -
So, I take it back, Nvr!