One of the local congregations is having a farewell "concert" for their CO who's leaving. Zzzzzz
Of course, the book study conductor felt obligated to take control by appointing himself screener of all performances before the event (how shocking! ) Those in attendance weren't beating down the door to volunteer, but one child very eagerly volunteered to sing a song ... the farewell song from The Sound of Music (you all know it right?) After thinking for a few moments the book study conductor chimed in ... "Hmmm, you may have to modify it a bit"
What's wrong with the song as is? We began to wonder whether he even knew the song.