not an apology

by John Doe 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Seeing as how I am the greatest being to ever grace the forums of this website, I feel no need to apologize. If anyone's ultra sensitive demeanor has caused them to take offense regarding something I've said, well, the ultimate gain they receive from my presence will more than makeup for any offense their persons might feel because of a lack of thicker skin.

    I know some might think I'm being overly generous by donating my presence to such a minute cause as discussion forums, but I've come to think of myself as a philanthropist, and this small donation fits in well with my self assessment. No sirs and madams, I generously donate my greatness, not because of money factors, but because I am great.

    In fact, feel free to continue perusing the site, as I will make no charge for this most wonderful post, although I do retain copyright!

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    *vomit*

    Warlock

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Why, thankee for your reaction mr. Warlock! I will say your tastes are a little bit askew, but hey, you may still see the light. ;-)

  • RollerDave
    RollerDave

    <beavis voice>

    Um what he said.. cuz I wanna be great too and stuff. Being great rules! huhuuhuhuhuh

    </beavis voice>

    Roller (of the 'I can't think of what to put here' sheep class)

  • wozadummy
    wozadummy

    Johndoe - who let you out of Brooklyn?

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    That's a real nice try for a joke there woza, but I'm afraid it's not suitable material for a response to my not an apology. Although my charitable giving of my thread space is great, it does have limitations.

    Give 'er the ole gusto and college try, keep practicing, and perhaps someday soon your words will be good enough to exist on one of my threads. ;-)

  • BFD
    BFD

    I accept your non apology.

    Have you ever been able to find a hat that fits?

    BFD

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    I really enjoyed that parody, john.

    I love it when you use satire and sarcasm to describe yourself.

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    a great lawyer you will be!

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    I would like to take this time to thank lil 8 lb 10 oz baby Jesus, for sending us John Doe.

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