Make the Devil Happy

by moomanchu 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • changeling
    changeling

    Ok, I'll covert! The church of the flying spaghetti monster is the one for me!

    changeling

  • glenster
    glenster

    The JWs leaders' thing about Satan that seems funny to me is to combine their
    custom expanded ideas abuout worldliness (beyond the love God and your neighbor
    ethics into connotations of things and the ban of most gov't involvement as too
    worldly or Satanic) and Rom.13:1-8. The combination could be taken to mean God
    put the Devil in charge of human government as His representative to do good in
    the world: "A much maligned supernatural being who's worked tirelessly all over
    the world to combat crime and sin and defend people from attack. You should
    fall on your knees and thank sweet Satan for minimizing the sin in the world.
    The JWs leaders' followers should take no part in it no matter how much good it
    does."

    You get things like Satanic Civil Service dentists where the JWs leaders'
    ideas bump into each other, too.

  • helncon
    helncon

    I love that lore

    Helen

  • return visitor
    return visitor
    Then there are the 8 "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" From the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    LOL, Hit the nail on the head!

  • changeling
    changeling

    moomanchu: whomever sent you that vile email should be disfellowshipped from your life. Don't waste your time on idiots.

    changeling

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    The best you can say is that this was not official from the WTS, just from their zealous supporters..But it does show the mind-set that the Borg produces. Nothing in it is contradicted by the WTS. Get this bit -

    Blessed are those who can, but do not give their contributions to
    carry on God's work -- for they are my helpers.

    £££££, or even $$$$$$$$ over there

  • the dreamer dreaming
    the dreamer dreaming

    I know the devil exists, I was married to her

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