Ok, I'll covert! The church of the flying spaghetti monster is the one for me!
changeling
by moomanchu 16 Replies latest jw friends
Ok, I'll covert! The church of the flying spaghetti monster is the one for me!
changeling
The JWs leaders' thing about Satan that seems funny to me is to combine their
custom expanded ideas abuout worldliness (beyond the love God and your neighbor
ethics into connotations of things and the ban of most gov't involvement as too
worldly or Satanic) and Rom.13:1-8. The combination could be taken to mean God
put the Devil in charge of human government as His representative to do good in
the world: "A much maligned supernatural being who's worked tirelessly all over
the world to combat crime and sin and defend people from attack. You should
fall on your knees and thank sweet Satan for minimizing the sin in the world.
The JWs leaders' followers should take no part in it no matter how much good it
does."
You get things like Satanic Civil Service dentists where the JWs leaders'
ideas bump into each other, too.
I love that lore
Helen
Then there are the 8 "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" From the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
LOL, Hit the nail on the head!
moomanchu: whomever sent you that vile email should be disfellowshipped from your life. Don't waste your time on idiots.
changeling
The best you can say is that this was not official from the WTS, just from their zealous supporters..But it does show the mind-set that the Borg produces. Nothing in it is contradicted by the WTS. Get this bit -
Blessed are those who can, but do not give their contributions to
carry on God's work -- for they are my helpers.
£££££, or even $$$$$$$$ over there
I know the devil exists, I was married to her