If you ask any J-dub why Jehovah doesn't do miracles anymore these days they would probably say something like, "God doesn't need to do that anymore" or something along that line. So what about Satan?
At a time when he's suppose to have been cast down to the Earth and knowing full well he has a short period of time, why doesn't he pull out the miracles again? They worked pretty well the first time in the Garden of Eden....
Let's all try something....Let's all pray to Satan and ask him to show us a talking snake, or else we'll all start going back to the kingdom halls!
Damn it....I want to see a talking snake!!
