Someone did the math of the 1000 years = one day equation

by loosie 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • loosie
    loosie

    I got three emails today here is the first of three. Get ready to be sick.

    Someone did the math of the 1000 years = one day equation

    This is interesting: If a thousand years are in the eyes of Jehovah as

    one day, and we look at history from Jehovah's point of view, we

    should realize

    that:

    Adam was created six days ago and Jehovah immediately set in motion

    his will to restore what was lost for his offspring.

    39 hours and 45 minutes later He had to act to prevent the demons and

    Satan from ruining the earth with their violence and to give a clean

    start to a few righteous people.

    10 hours later, the same day, a covenant with Abraham was in place to

    give a guarantee that Jehovah would provide a ransom and restore

    things to their rightful state.

    The very next day, Israel left Egypt, the law covenant was put in

    place and the temple was built.

    One day, 1 hour! and 48 minutes later the ransom was paid and mankind

    saved.

    2 hours and 5 minutes ago Jehovah placed his son on the throne in His

    kingdom to finalize the arrangements for the new system and within

    minutes it will all be over for those wanting to disrupt His purposes!

    As the saying goes: "All in a day's work."

    And some still think Jehovah is slow respecting His promises!

    DON'T GIVE UP... WE ARE SO CLOSE!

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    that kind of mental thumb twiddling keeps people from doing any real thinking. It looks meaningful but isn't.

  • James Free
    James Free

    Statistics, mmm. You forgot to mention Jesus paid his 'ransom' more that 2 'days' ago, and yet Billions have been born and have died since then, condemned and imperfect, even though the ransom has been paid already! Would you wait two days to help someone who was dying and in need of help? No? - Well according to your timetable God would. Slow? You bet!!

  • James Free
    James Free

    Sorry, re-reading your post I see you were quoting from another source. JW's don't talk much about thousand year days. They used to say a creative day was 7 thousand years long too, but have dropped that, although many old timers in the ORG don't realize it has been dropped.

  • B_Deserter
    B_Deserter

    "They used to say a creative day was 7 thousand years long too, but have dropped that, although many old timers in the ORG don't realize it has been dropped." Lol, my mother is one of those people.

  • choosing life
    choosing life

    Quite some delusional thinking there!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    by that math when I first had sex I lasted 0.000000000001 seconds

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC
    by that math when I first had sex I lasted 0.000000000001 seconds

    hahahahha stillaslowcome :D

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    by that math when I first had sex I lasted 0.000000000001 seconds

    I can't help myself. Is this one of those exaggerated stories we say later.
    I find it hard to believe you lasted that looooong.

    No, I did the math. That's still less than one of our seconds. Nevermind.

  • loosie
    loosie
    by that math when I first had sex I lasted 0.000000000001 seconds

    LOL @ Stilla.

    So I guess even poineers don't put in a lot of field service time by that mathmatical logic.

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