What Do You Do?

by hillary_step 40 Replies latest jw friends

• 

  Julie

  I work out of my home, I am a sex therapist.

  
  Julie
• 

  Satanus

  Julie

  I think i need some therapy.
• 

  Jehovah_God

  I govern and rule all sentient life. I answer to noone. I am here always, just as I am everywhere at once.
• 

  Budda Belly

  My present employer of 4 years has yet to
  realize that I am a dead beat employee.

  It took over 10 years for the previous
  boss to figue this out.

  Of course my boss sits in an office
  14 miles away.

  Such freedom indeed...
• 

  Budda Belly

  God,

  Please tell me, Who is Noone?
• 

  Jehovah_God

  Buddah, As all powerful creator of all things above and below, I do not need to spell correctly.
• 

  Budda Belly

  Thank you God,

  It brings to mind that we are all imperfect and
  make mistakes all the time.

  Can I buy some sin passes from you?

  I plan on going to Nevada and visit some
  of the best in your creation.

  P.S. I can feel your spirit so close...
• 

  Simon

  I usually check the forum when I get up in the morning with the kids, again when I get home from work and late evening when Angharad has fallen asleep. Oh, and I work in IT so usually visit the web several times a day... ok, ok, I'm sad, have no life and live in an imaginary virtual world just making dazed trips back to reality for beer and doghnuts...
• 

  logical

  I'm a freak. An college freak.
• 

  Mommie Dark

  Mommie Dark is a domestic goddess. She sits in the center of her delicate web, sensitive to every vibration of every strand, and she knows and manipulates everything that goes on in her domain via those vibes. It's a wildly chaotic web but astonishing in its intricacy and terrifying wonder.

  Although she is now too crippled to move fast enough to paralyze and larderize every intruder, she still garners the loyalty of a legion of faithful offspring (including a vast horde of adopted Darklings) to fulfill her every intention. They are overseen by her loyal mate (who sweetly supports, feeds, comforts, massages, and titillates her whenever he is not busy providing for, chivvying and marshalling all those Darklings).

  It's tough job but she does it with aplomb.