OUCH!!
I'm going to preface this story by saying that I haven't been for a physical since high school!
So I go into the doctor's office the other day, not looking forward to the poking and proding that is going to take place. We start talking about how long its been since I have actually seen a doctor. She starts in on the usual stuff smoking, drinking, weight blah, blah, blah...then she notices that I'm divorced, asks me if im sexually active and if I have ever been tested!
I said "yes", and "ahh no"!
She tells me that its time for me to get it done. I thought it couldn't be that bad just some more blood for them to take.....yeah RIGHT! I never knew this but they acutally have to take a cotton swab and stick it right up your ding dong!! It was the worst pain I had ever felt, I almost cried and still can't walk! LOL
I think I'm going to be celabite, so I don't ever have to do that again! Oh and BTW I'm clean!!