STD testing!

by kerj2leev 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • kerj2leev
    kerj2leev

    OUCH!!

    I'm going to preface this story by saying that I haven't been for a physical since high school!

    So I go into the doctor's office the other day, not looking forward to the poking and proding that is going to take place. We start talking about how long its been since I have actually seen a doctor. She starts in on the usual stuff smoking, drinking, weight blah, blah, blah...then she notices that I'm divorced, asks me if im sexually active and if I have ever been tested!

    I said "yes", and "ahh no"!

    She tells me that its time for me to get it done. I thought it couldn't be that bad just some more blood for them to take.....yeah RIGHT! I never knew this but they acutally have to take a cotton swab and stick it right up your ding dong!! It was the worst pain I had ever felt, I almost cried and still can't walk! LOL

    I think I'm going to be celabite, so I don't ever have to do that again! Oh and BTW I'm clean!!

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    LOL!!! Just use protection and don't sleep with every Tom, Dick and Harry - or Sue, Mary and Jane

    nj

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Want to go camping with me kerj? LOL!

  • BFD
    BFD

    I heard that!

    BTW I read what you said about me Nvr. You're so sweet!

    BFD

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    I hope you dont ''bite'' when you are celibate congrats on the negative-results of your std-test.

  • kerj2leev
    kerj2leev

    Well now you know im clean nvr......we can pitch a tent in Wis. fest!

    Ex

    I wouldn't sleep with Tom if his Dick was Harry! heehee....Plus im not gay!

  • kerj2leev
    kerj2leev
    I hope you dont ''bite'' when you are celibate

    I like it my way better!!! LOL

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    yeah, being celibate does bite.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I didn't know girls have ding-dongs! I don't. Am I missing something? Oh, and I had the pap smear and got checked for std's. Was the speculum painful? They are supposed to use gel on that awful thing. I remember the std test consisted of a cotton swab and I did feel a slight pinch, but that was it.

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    kerj2leev is a dude, who thinks pink is for boys. jk

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