A Few Funny Bible Verses

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  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    semen? or sea men?

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    (Numbers

    5:27-28) "27 When he has made her drink the water, it must also occur that if she has defiled herself in that she committed an act of unfaithfulness toward her husband, the water that brings a curse must then enter into her as something bitter, and her belly must swell, and her thigh must fall away, and the woman must become a cursing in among her people. 28 However, if the woman has not defiled herself but she is clean, she must then be free from such punishment; and she must be made pregnant with semen."
  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    ***

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    Physiological.

    The Hebrew term ze´ra? is used in a physiological sense at Leviticus 15:16-18; 18:20, with reference to an emission of semen. At Leviticus 12:2 the causative form of the verb za·ra?´ (sow) is rendered in many translations by the English expressions "conceive" or "conceive seed." At Numbers 5:28 a passive form of za·ra?´ appears with ze´ra? and is rendered "made pregnant with semen" (NW), "sown with seed" (Yg), "conceive seed" (KJ).
  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    sea men would be funnier.

  • eclipse
    eclipse
    "made pregnant with semen''

    well, is any other bodily fluid or viscous liquid able to make a woman pregnant? LOL

    talk about ''no shit sherlock, really???''

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