Here is dry land.
Here is water.
If you fall in the water and don't know how to swim, you'll drown.
Plop!
Help! Help!
I told you not to go into the water until you could swim!
Help! Help!
You and all your kids will have to drown for thousands of years until I pull somebody out because I LOVE you.
But, they'll have to say, "Please" with just the right kind of believable smile---or, I'll let them drown too!
Glug! Glug!
Hey--Mister, why didn't you pull him out?
Aww, I warned him and he wouldn't listen.