Kool-Aid Campaign anyone???

by SnakesInTheTower 36 Replies latest jw friends

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  SnakesInTheTower

  So I was thinking with the new Kool-Aid edition of the Craptower and the (now proven and confirmed) September 07 km basically telling us to only look at Society literature, and the light getting brighter and brighter the noose getting tighter and tighter..

  why not start a campaign to let the Society we have noticed. I would love to hear your thoughts and this wont cost any of us much money or time.

  Buy 2 packages of Kool-Aid (make sure it is that brand)...and preferably grape.

  Send 1 package to the Society at the Patterson Address ATTN Service Dept or Writing Dept, your choice. Use the local Kingdom Hall address as the return address. Or you can send it to the Service Desk in your country.

  Send the 2nd packet to the local Kingdom Hall...use another KH address as the return address.

  If you are especially industrious and have their addresses, send it to as many dubs as you can.

  Enclose a note (which someone with excellent PhotoShop skills can develop so we can make it the same all over ) saying something about the new "Study Edition" of the Watchtower and copies of the Sept. KM.

  If we did this, we could try to set up a series of mailing dates across the country so it all hits the Borg on the same day(s). Maybe those in larger cities 3 days ahead of the target date, those in outlying areas 6 days...west coast US...maybe another day before that. those on the east coast maybe just a day or two ahead. What would be funny is if we could do it so it hits September 1 or shortly thereafter...when they are already getting a heavy load of mail because it is the end of a service year (not as heavy since they went online with a lot of reporting)

  Can you imagine the mail room at Patterson smelling like grape Kool-aid?!!! Nothing illegal about mailing Koolaid.....as long as it is in the original packet sealed....and as long as there are no threats involved.

  Anyone???? this thread will either die on the vine or light up on fire. I love practical harmless jokes.

  SnakesInTheTower (of the "would love to see the looks on their faces" Sheep Class)
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  metaspy

  I am game for this.
  Especially since, the CO lives near where I am.
  I can only imagine the look on his face when he gets it...
  
  Now then, what is the written portion of this going to be?
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  Tara

  Hahaha. Sounds like fun to me. That would be hysterical if you could pull it off.
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  SnakesInTheTower

  That would be hysterical if you could pull it off

  Who says we cant??? USPS looks like they calculate 3 days coast to coast...2 days from most NY zip codes....at least on the zip codes I checked

  I know there are some here who have photoshop and do some amazing things with the Watchtower covers. Whatever it is, it should only take about 10 seconds to read. It has to catch their attention and it has to be short enough for them to read before they realize what they have. (Esp for the ones going to the KHs and local dubs).

  The Society copies they will have memorized after the first few thousand clog their envelope openers. (I wonder if they still open by hand or if they laid off the old bethelite sisters who did that and replaced them with machines?)

  I say target date September 6. (the old report date deadline)...what say you?

  SnakesInTheTower (of the "wanting to cause mischief" Sheep Class)

  I wonder if they could track me? hahahahahahahhaha
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  thecarpenter

  what a great idea, I'm in...set a date to mail it in.
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  Hortensia

  do you remember writing letters to Malawi? Do you remember the WTBTS gloating about the post office in Malawi receiving so much mail it practically closed down the entire postal system? Well, what's sauce for the goose...
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  flipper

  Snakes, you're a man after my own heart - bless you. I'm in! Mr f too, he will love this. mrs flipper
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  Hermano

  I like it. And with Armageddon drawing so close, we may not have this opportunity again.....
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  BFD

  I like the way you think. I'm in, too. Re-affirm target date for arrival.

  And, um, why grape?

  BFD
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  changeling

  All this will do is save the Society some money. They will serve Kool Aid for breakfast, lunch and dinner at Bethel.

  changeling