Spiritual boat(another J-Dub E-mail)

by darth frosty 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    Just got this one last week.

    What Kind of Spiritual Boat Am I?> >
    > > A Barge -
    > >
    > > Always has to be pushed or shoved? 'I am very useful but I lack
    > > initiative.
    > > I will clean the Hall if I am asked.'
    > >
    > > A Sailboat -> >
    > > Requires good weather. 'Am I a fair weather publisher? We are not always
    > > going to have good weather. Persecution will come.'
    > >
    > >
    > > A Canoe -> >
    > > Am I easily upset and knocked off balance by the slightest incident?
    > >
    > >
    > > A Battleship -
    > >
    > > Do I stir up contentions and disturb the peace?
    > >
    > >
    > > A Submarine -
    > >
    > > Do I stay out of sight and only come to the surface for the Memorial and
    > > the visit of the Circuit Overseer?
    > >
    > >
    > > A Raft -> >
    > > Can I be easily lured away because I drift along with the tide and have
    > > no anchor?
    > >
    > >
    > > A Pleasure Boat -> >
    > > Am I unavailable for everything else except a good time and gatherings?
    > >
    > >
    > > A Speed Boat -> >
    > > Did I come into the organization fast, spending lots of time in the
    > > Ministry and making all the meetings, but then gradually, I ran out of
    > > gas started skipping meetings on a regular basis and slowing down in the
    > > ministry?
    > >
    > >
    > > A Show Boat -> >
    > > Do I have the newest and best of everything but I am shallow,
    > > spiritually speaking?
    > >
    > >
    > > A Fishing Boat -> >
    > > Do I always delight in the ministry?
    > >
    > >
    > > A Tugboat -> >
    > > Am I always working hard to help save as many lives as possible?
    > >
    > >
    > > An Inflatable Boat -
    > >
    > > Unsinkable! Am I resolved to stay spiritually afloat no matter what?
    > >
    > > What Kind of Spiritual Boat Am I?
    </form>

  • Mum
    Mum

    Just shows there's nothing new in dubdom. I remember that list from a service meeting in the '70's. In fact, I remember someone teasing a sister (because she was wearing something with a bit of style) about being a "showboat" after the meeting.

    Pleasure Boat at your service,

    SandraC

  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger

    An inflatable boat - unsinkable????

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    I am a DRAGBOAT

    now you see me now you dont

    purps

  • ferret
    ferret

    I am a submarine as far as they're concerned.

  • R.F.
    R.F.

    I'm a speed boat, by choice though.

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    Oh, they forget the "RMS Titanic" spiritual boat: the one that crashed on the Elder Iceburg and sunk!

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    I'm a lifeboat. I float away from the sinking ship of the Watchtower to dry land.

  • poppers
    poppers

    "Oh, they forget the "RMS Titanic" spiritual boat: the one that crashed on the Elder Iceburg and sunk!"

    That was my first thought - Titanic.

  • Awakened07
    Awakened07

    My boat sank, but was salvaged. Now it's in the dock for repair and improvements.

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