NEW LETTER (sent to all elder bodies)

Paralipomenon

From one of our active elders, who wishes to remain anonymous, is a summary of a letter that was sent out to all elders.

======================

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!! *to be read with the voice of Jim Nabors aka Gomer Pyle* Sooprise! Sooprise! Sooprise! JWs will be annoying their neighbors yet again next spring with a one-page, four-color invitation to come to the local K Hall to watch cultists pass around cheap red wine and nasty matzohs.

======================

Obviously not word for word, but it's always nice to see spiritual food being dispensed to the ex-witness community in a timelier fashion than the flock. Nothing ground breaking, but I'm sure it chaps their ass to know that anything they send out WILL be posted before the congregation ever hears about it.

Thanks mystery elder!

purplesofa

I just love Jim Neighbors, I missed hearing him sing "Back Home in Indiania" at the Indy 500. It was due to illness, hope he is ok!

lisavegas420

thanks for the heads up...I always loved Gomer Pyle

lisa

Stealth453

Very funny...good way to start the day.

Thanks.

Bobbi

Hey Para, do you think we can move before then? I am not sure I can handle "Brother Bob" and all his friends getting thier time in "encouraging" me to attend the memorial. Not to mention I will be seriously tempted to call the condo board and report the "JW's" for trespassing, and that will just not end well. We could just leave town and not tell anyone where we are? PLEASE!!!!!!!! Or I could hang a x-mas wreath on the door and hope they assume we moved? or something easter like, help me out here, not sure of the holidays, what coincides with that time of year?

Bobbi

changeling

I never saw that one coming...

WTWizard

Once again, they are setting up a big waste of the publishers' time. I wonder how many of them could wash a few more toilets and windows during that time to make a bit more money to put into the Worldwide Pedophile Protection Fund instead of putting out this bullsxxx. Or studying something real that involves using the mind, like college courses, so they can get a better job. Or, playing.

Just another way to waste their time keeping them from using their minds. Is it any wonder so many are depressed? Use of the mind is one of the things people need, lest they become depressed. It also wastes paper, gas (which could well be going at $4 a gallon by then, and in some lands is already $8 and up a gallon), and resources like ink and packaging materials. All to pxxxoff people that will likely throw them away again.

If I get another one, I will do with that what I did the last one I got. I will write prominently the name of the latest, best-executed apostate Web site I can find at the time, and then put it in the recycling bin with the time and date scratched off. And then I am going to blow the whole thing off, missing out on the opportunity to watch yet another plate of crackers and glass of spoiled grape juice go around the auditorium.

By the way, I wonder what happened to last year's prediction that 2007 would be the last Memorial? I thought they predicted that 2007 was to be the end of it. I guess that went the way of 2006 being the last summer a$$embly and the False Religion tract fiasco starting off the Great Tribulation before 2006 ended. And, the prediction that Armageddon would come on June 12. False prophets they are.

drew sagan

I never saw that one coming...

I know, How surprising!

JK666

Oh boy, sounds like another campaign that will resoundingly flop! I can't think of too many people that this would attract in service, and after the weird non partaking who would want to go back? Like usual, it will be relatives that are dragged there to boost numbers.

JK

JeffT

SHAZAMM! I'll circle my calendar right now. I love spending an evening watching people conduct a totally meaningless ritual. Some rituals a functional - this one isn't.

NEW LETTER (sent to all elder bodies)

Share this