Were you able to get any time in? You should be turning in pioneer hours, with all of your free time.
How was the food?
Did you have to do any manual labor?
Did you pierce anybody while you were there?
How many life-long friends did you make? and Did you get all of their email addresses?
Did you make a shiv?
Do you know all of the secret language, used in the slammer?
Any gang wars? and If so, which side did you take?
Did you decorate your cell? and Did your room-mate like your color choices?
Sorry this happened. I would be so mad. They owe you 3 weeks of your life back. Not to mention, lost wages. That Law Firm, would hear from my new lawyer. $$$$$$$$$