nvr, may I smack you? lol
If I was offended, I assure you, I would let you know
I Need a Sermon--I'm starving for some spiritual food!
by journey-on 34 Replies latest jw friends
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nvrgnbk
nvr, may I smack you?
YES!
PLEASE!
I thought you'd never ask!
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lawrence
The good news - the fiery lake of fire awaits, after one is extruded with meat hooks, no water (blood), the earth ruined, people inudated with wars, famine, and pestilence, lest us forget selfish bastards on the loose. So be saved, or kiss your ass goodbye. All done. Now send the money, or back to square one: the fiery lake of fire awaits, after one is extruded with fish hooks, no water....
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Sad emo
Life's a beotch and then you die.
So make the most of what you've got now.
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Hortensia
Here's a link to Cotton Mather's sermon on a parent's duties to children: http://www.spurgeon.org/~phil//mather/resolvd.htm. The last item, #21, is a sad reminder of the times they lived in: "if I live to see the children marriageable." No guarantee folks would live even to 40 years of age.
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SacrificialLoon
There once was a witness from Green Bay.
Who hadn't showered since last Thursday.
He went to the doors,
And the smell householders did abhor.
Thus ends the sermon for the day.
There once was a dude
Who looked for spiritual food.
He was sitting by the pool,
and realized he was a fool.
So he decided to swim in the nude.
There once was a boy named Fry.
Who dreamt of rockets in the sky.
He was frozen one night,
and awoke to a fright.
For he saw cars that could fly. -
ex-nj-jw
Eclipse - nvr likes spanking's
nj
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poppers
What you seek is what you are in your essence. Here is a little poem that sums it all up:
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Be still and know that I am God;
Be still and know that I am;
Be still and know;
Be still;
Be.
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The 6th line is my favorite. -
journey-on
Poppers...thank you. That nurishes me.