REALLY Think about it before you post (page 10)

Ténébreux

Try to filibuster my way out of it. "You're going to destroy all who disagree with you? Well that's great... but can you just explain once and for all exactly WHAT we're meant to be agreeing with? We've heard a million conflicting versions of what you supposedly require, so perhaps you could just set the record straight BEFORE you annihilate us?"

IP_SEC

Try to filibuster my way out of it.

OOO great idea tene! Except I would turn it around and let him filibuster. You know how much the elderly like to talk about the good ol' days? He could talk forever just on the eternity of good ol' days before creation.

Crumpet

I'd make love generously, drink greedily, and listen to lots of live music.
...and this is different, how?
Oh, yeah...live music...

Oh bizzy bee! LOL! IPSEC - we can get out own tent outside the camp of god when the time comes and see who joins us.

wozadummy

Ok I'd ask CRUMPET for a date ,she's got a nice avatar ,and see iff 7 days is enough time to get divorced and remarried

No, but seriously I'd question Gods integrity for leaving it to the last minute to tell the 6 billion what he is and what he's gonna do ,and then expect them all to do two watchtower study books before their baptised.

Ténébreux

You know how much the elderly like to talk about the good ol' days?

Or the war. That could take a while... how many has he been in now?

"Lord, tell us the one about Jericho again!"

Gregor

Wash your hands before you eat your cheetos and after. Or eat your cheetos first then wash your orange pee pee. Then you will be ready to die on the seventh day.

I would contact Avidbiblereader and ask him if he was happy now that his death fixation was getting real.

edited to add: ABR, after death would we be in everlasting hellfire torment? If so, I need to really think some more.

cultswatter

I would go on a date with Donny Osmond!

Madame Quixote

I'd just go on about my business. Armageddon's come and gone many times over the millennia. It will come and go again. Now if there's a hurricane coming, I'll definitely get ready for that.

Madame Quixote

ABR: "Remember, He is God and He can do whatever wants and no feat is to big, Remember, as God, He can get in direct contact with your mind and let you know personally what you/we would need to change. respectfully,abr" Then he really doesn't need any one to speak for him, does he?

Madame Quixote

"If rulers, goverments, dictators, military men of higher rank, all have the right to tell someone how to act or there are consequences, does not God reserve that same right? abr" That's because we have a social contract with the governments. We don't really have one with god, except for the imaginary ones.

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