You're on a plane flight training for parachuting when the plane develops problems and begins rapid descent. Everyone neatly and orderly forms a line for the parachutes, and you remember your etiquette and don't rush, panic, push, shove or shout. The circumstances so happen that there are exactly twice as many passengers as parachutes, and the person directly in front of you is in line for the last one. Do you cut in line?
a burning plane
by John Doe 20 Replies latest jw friends
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stillajwexelder
no I grab on to him and so one chute works for two people
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horrible life
Reminds me of Seinfeld, and George and the fire.
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John Doe
The chute is designed with a break away lanyard that only supports one person, the break away feature designed for stunt work where entanglement could cause certain death unless the chute separates. Two will cause it to break away and be worthless.
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bigdreaux
depends on who the person is. if i don't like them, yeah, i take it. so what, screw him.
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John Doe
So, you're cutting in line, and the guy in front of you turns around and says "Hey buddy, line starts back there. Take a hike!" What do you reply?
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Twitch
I'd say "get the f*** out before I grab your chute" and go up to the cockpit for a good view
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daytona27
If that happened right now in life, I'd just enjoy the peace of knowing that it would all be over soon and pray one last time for forgiveness.
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changeling
I guess I'd assume that my luck had just run out.
changeling
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keyser soze
I would ask him to play rock, paper, scissors.