a burning plane (page 2)

Double Edge

You're on a plane flight training for parachuting

Sounds like either an underfunded class, or poor planing.

Wasanelder Once

C'mon, the answer's easy. I'd just pull out my mini jet pack and zoom out of there. I can't believe you guys didn't know the answer. W.Once

Twitch

Are you a pilot, John? Any bad dreams lately?

horrible life

You're on a plane flight training for parachuting when the plane develops problems and begins rapid descent. Everyone neatly and orderly forms a line for the parachutes, and you remember your etiquette and don't rush, panic, push, shove or shout. The circumstances so happen that there are exactly twice as many passengers as parachutes, and the person directly in front of you is in line for the last one. Do you cut in line?

If you are on a rapid descent, I just want to know how everybody is standing in a nice orderly line? Seems like everyone would be sniffing the pilots butt.

And if you are training, then why do you not have enough parachutes? You really need one, if you are going to practice.

If you are trainng, do you really jump?

Twice as many passengers, as parachutes. Pilot, and 2 passengers. That may mean 2 parachutes. Only 1 person without. Well, damn, thats why the plane is in a rapid descent, the pilot isn't at the wheel. Get his butt back up there, grab his chute, and prepare to jump, just in case.

He is the PILOT, he is supposed to go down with the "ship".

parakeet

I'd say, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

And that's starting with the plane taking off. Bit phobic about flying, as you can see.

Leolaia

I'm not very assertive irl and tend to freeze so i think i'll be the one that's toast.

Anony-Mouse

I'd let him have it...I guess I'd die. But first, I'd find the most attractive woman on the plane and make out....No sense dying without a first kiss :P . (typical teenage boy response)

John Doe

What do you call a blond with an iq? Yup, you guessed it. A golden retriever. ;-)

horrible life

John, you must feel very brave tonight.

eclipse

You're on a plane flight training for parachuting

then there would be enough chutes then.

And no effing way would people be calm. They would be panicking and jossling for chutes.

I'd grab one if I could, and if the person infront of me was an asshole, I'd take it out of his hands if there was not enough.

but I also would stick up for the frozen or scared ones, like Leolaia, to make sure they got one too.

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