Hooray!
You have joined the elite ranks of JWD, how do you feel?
Is your breath fresher?
Is your hair shinier?
Is your skin more radiant?
lol
by FreedomFrog 32 Replies latest jw friends
Hooray!
You have joined the elite ranks of JWD, how do you feel?
Is your breath fresher?
Is your hair shinier?
Is your skin more radiant?
lol
All of the above...or is that too much of an "embellishment"...lol
All of the above...or is that too much of an "embellishment"...lol
Of course not!
I don't hide... my name might not be there but my real picture is
Here I dont embellish. With you I have only spoken the truth.
But there was this one website, a dieters website, I admit to lying my head off after awhile.
Before I left the site I told everyone how my diet was working and how many thousands of pounds I had lost and how my life had become fabulous and exciting because of it.
On this same subject of lying.........I've been thinking lately of changing my "story"....to outsiders anyway. Im tired of the same old story to answer new friends who ask where I was during the 70s and 80s and who I married and what I did with my time and life all these years.
I plan to move soon and get a new job. This will be my opportunity to fine tune the new "story".
I am planning to tell a real heart breaker that will paint me as a courageous survivor. Yeah, it will be good. I just have to go over it and over it and get the names of my five family members who died in the plane crash correct. That I was marooned on the island for 35 years alone until I was found by a passing ship. That accounts for my lack of job experience and schooling and why I dont know much about the 70s 80s or 90s.
I cant keep telling people the same old stupid story that I willingly joined the Jehoobers and gave up a career and income to sell Wacktowers door to door!!!!! And I did it for 35 years like an idiot!!!
how many thousands of pounds I had lost
LMAO anewme! thanks for my laugh of the day
I won't give the names of my parents, children, siblings just because I wouldn't want them to use my name without me knowing.
My husband's name is Richard Cranium
I've been out so long that I doubt anyone would know me. Except for the letter I posted about my mother, I guess if she told someone about it and that someone was lurking here or my siblings that are still were lurking they would know! My siblings know I post here so, and I really don't care if someone identifies me.
So if you are one of those lurkers - stop lurking and get your damn feet wet!
nj
No guilt because I always say that I'm not from Canada, that's a lie. Or I will say that I don't really have brother when talking about "him." I change what is necessary and let people here know when I'm lying but won't say too much to increminate myself with anyone I may know that lurks here.
yes i embellish....
just did it there...
or did i???