Ok- Mr Martian see, if you can understand that what I do is called "tough love"- and " shock therapy". Being nice to JW's just encourages them to continue with their anti-social , anti-family behavior.
now for the rest of us.
Almost 20 years ago I was doing a job for a company that had a large cast iron stencil machine- In a flash I knew what to do. I made several stencils - about 3 inch tall letters- that said , 1-800-WHY-1914. My job took me all around the country and I had my spray paint handy. the best location was on a fence ( with owner's permission- hated JW's, too) directly across from the KH driveway. They had to look at it everytime they left the meeting. I won't tell you all my locations, but let's just say I had to do the tagging at night.- That phone number is still taking calls, too.
I graduated to going straight to the witnesses. I was numero uno apostate in my old hometown, and I wanted to stop the preaching work- even for just one day was a victory. Here is my funniest story.
It was in the fall and I knew JW's were working a certain territory- phone call.. I was cleaning up my yard and decided to send the sisters packing on Saturday, so I drove across town and started raking leaves in a houesholders yard, hat pulled down and coat collar turned up with my back to the sidewalk- down the street from the sisters- coming my way. I saw sister-mature and sister-newby approaching. Sister-mature came up to me and gave me a, howdy do we are out doing a Bible education work. I turned around slowly and said " Ye-sss sister-mature ho-ww can I help you?" ( in my best Igor impersonation) She let out a scream and started running faster than I have ever seen a 70 year old lady run. Sister-newby was left standing there with her mouth open. She had no idea I was the big bad apostate boogey man everyone was scared of.. I was able to get a few words in a before she scooted out, too. And I didn't even live on that side of town. I heard later that more reports were coming in of Moshe sightings than Elvis Presley gets. Ah , the good old days. I sure wish Johnny Cip been with me.
I can't tell you about my current tract work- the JW trolls are monitoring and I don't want to give away my m-o.
Pm me for details , if interested