I SAW DUBS YESTERDAY!!!

by IP_SEC 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    I was just thinking the other day how odd it is that no dubs have ever called at my door. I live a few thousand kms from the KH I attended, none of them know I was ever one myself. Maybe the last tennants were DNC's.... In every house I've lived in for the last seven years! (?)

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC
    I was just thinking the other day how odd it is that no dubs have ever called at my door. I live a few thousand kms from the KH I attended, none of them know I was ever one myself. Maybe the last tennants were DNC's.... In every house I've lived in for the last seven years! (?)

    Further proof that Joe Hovah uses the angels to direct the work Bri.

  • exwitless
    exwitless

    IP - maybe they were tipped off by the little red horns growing out of your head?

    Or maybe your story will make it to a DC "experiences" part:

    'We were out witnessing in a business section. We were getting ready to speak to a nice looking man who was holding the door open, but as we approached, he appeared to have a reddish glow about him, and we heard a low voice say "Do not approach that man. He has turned his back on Jehovah and is an Apostate!" So we just smiled and kept walking. We thank Jehovah every day for protecting us from that evil Apostate..."

    Oh, I can hear it now . . .

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC
    Or maybe your story will make it to a DC "experiences" part:

    true exwit lolol alt

  • johnny cip
    johnny cip

    I desire sooo much to have dubs find me in service... I have my whole sermon planned out. I guess joehoba must be warning them off of me with angelic direction. you had them right there , you even held the door for them. why didn't you talk to them? nerves? that's OK next time don't let your chance get away. i never let jw's get away. i make them runaway. you just need a few more chances to get up your nerve. you will get them next time

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC
    you just need a few more chances to get up your nerve.

    Nope LOL nerve is one thing I have plenty of. I really was somewhat shocked that they didnt talk to me though.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    I really was somewhat shocked that they didnt talk to me though.

    Jehovah didn't think it to be the right time.

  • moshe
    moshe

    JW's, I have found will avoid often people who make eye contact with them first. They like to get the jump on YOU first. Anyone who wants to witness to a JW, only needs to call the KH just a few minutes before they leave the KH for field service. They love to talk right then and get their time started. Ask them , if they can help answer a Bible question- then talk about anything else you want. I might play Bro Sinutko's, "stay alive until 1975' talk for them the next time I call and I hear them try and weasel out of the 1975 predictions for the end.

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