Money is a good servant
But a bad Master
Please share a quote that you enjoy...
by nvrgnbk 182 Replies latest jw friends
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mouthy
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Mad Dawg
"A man is generally as happy as he makes his mind up to be." Abraham Lincoln
"The point of war is not to die for your country. It is to make the other bastard die for his." George S. Patton
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fadinfast
Have a picture of Theodore Jaracz talking about paedophilia, at an assembly [the words are in text because of background noise] "We do not go beyond the things that are written" Underneath the photo is this...
"A man who cannot think is an idiot,
a man who won't think is a fool,
and a man who is afraid to think is a coward."
Sorry need a lesson on how to load a photo off of word
Winston Churchill was debating a very pompous female parliamentarian and was gaining the upper hand, she getting flustered said "Sir if you where my husband I would put poison in your tea" without hesitation he replied"Madam if I were your husband I would drink it"
"Life wasn't meant to be easy"
Malcolm Frazer....Aus PM
Should be Malcolm Frazer...Aus GB
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Damocles
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk before me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
In fact, just leave me the hell alone.
It's always darkest before dawn, so if you are going to steal your neighbor's newspaper that's the time to do it.
No one is listening, until you fart.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
Some days you are the bug, some days the windshield.
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never squat with your spurs on.
Finally, we are born wet, naked and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Heaven
To forget how to dig the earth and to tend the soil is to forget ourselves. ~ Mohandas K. Gandhi
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Twitch
If you stop and look around, there you are - Some One
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cognizant dissident
"Paradise is where I am" --- Voltaire
Today, look around, take a deep breath, be here, and notice that you are in paradise.
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Snoozy
Damocles, I agree with all yours but one...can you guess which one?
I loved each and every one though!
Thanks
Snoozy (Making mental notes of Damocles quote suggestions especially the "No one is listening one".)
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Damocles
Snoozy,
Don't tell me you squat with spurs on! Bad idea.
Damocles
A couple more
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit around in his boat all day and drink beer.
And the pithy summation of my Jdub life:
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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VampireDCLXV
"Life moves pretty fast... If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller
- Ferris Bueller's Day OffV665
