“I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.”
Ronnie Shakes
:P
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“I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.”
Ronnie Shakes
:P
People who spend their formative years huddled in the library searching for loopholes in the physical-education requirements for junior-high graduation should not design playgrounds.
--Howard Johnson
(no, not that Howard Johnson!)
It is better to be pissed off, ... than to be pissed on!
- written on the side of my coffee cup
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"I distrust those who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."-Susan B. Anthony
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.”
Jonathan Swift
Silence is not neutrality. It is the voice of complicity.
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Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.
(Seneca)
Re-examine all that you have been told in school, in church, or in any book. Dismiss whatever insults your soul. ---Walt Whitman
Today, as you dismiss the conditioning that insults your soul, replace it with that which uplifts your soul.
Some good quotes from my friends.
"When you don't plan and something goes wrong, you hardly even notice."
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning."
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Proverb quote: "Today, is the tomorrow you worried about, Yesterday"
Or as the Irish would say: "If you worry you die, if don't worry you die, so why the h*** worry?"
It doesn't help but it usually gets a wry smile!